Yeah, I just read your Twilight tyrade on an anti-twilight comic. Just had to drop by to say, most awesome hatespeech ever. I'm in total agreement. I kept hearing Twilight was so freakin fantastic so silly me, I wasted my money on the first book. According to fans the first book is the best. Most drab, predictable, overrated piece of antifeminist crap I've wasted an hour of my life reading. (thanks to the giant print for add teenage girls in order to get them to stop texting and read a book) Kudos.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ok.
"A guy walks into a bar and says ouch."
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*tumbleweed blows by*

Man, I'm gonna have to send Fez on you, if you don't get some activity goin'.

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Roger: (gasps) You got a best buddy? Can I be your second best buddy?
Stan: Let's see, how do I hang an air freshener on this? You are a total waste of space. I often dream of killing you. (inhales) Ah, Mountain Pine.

Thanks for the recent fave mate

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New OC Tournament! I brought you AFL 1-3, now take part in 1DF - One Dollar Fighter!

Tori you have to draw something!!! And as you may already know I am sorry for the previou message. One word : Kyra

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You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'

^{thanks so much for the fav <33}

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Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

Message: This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
You do this!

Sorry I had to according to Kyra

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You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'

Woot!

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You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'